What’s the difference between the first and last stand of a viola section?
Usually not more than a couple of beats.
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
1. Listen to classical music on maximum volume.
2. Eating in the classroom.
3. Catching up with an old pal.
4. Marking something off of my bucket list.
5. Getting “the feels” when I perform a piece that is just so epic.